A big public “thank you” to the two most awesome studs in San Francisco!
Hey, you two! Yeah you! I just wanted to thank you for revving your big studly panhead Harley’s with no mufflers underneath my open dorm window for the last three hours. Nothing says “good morning” like the stench of exhaust filling the room and the “I can’t hear myself think” roar of two big block engines being revved to their max. And of course, you guys had to scream in Italian at each other the entire time. I understand. Those damn bikes are so loud! You had to scream to be heard.
I just wanted you to know all the girls were swooning over your display of macho, self-centered studliness. Your “I don’t give a shit about other people” attitude is so manly!